IrishTweets - Everything Irish On Twitter http://www.irishtweets.com/ handelaar: It just occurred to me that it's inevitable that the Olympics opening bash will contain some Pearly twunt who lived his whole life in Harlow http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+It+just+occurred+to+me+that+it%27s+inevitable+that+the+Olympics+opening+bash+will+contain+some+Pearly+twunt+who+lived+his+whole+life+in+Harlow handelaar: Today's date is also a palindrome, folks. Unless you're wrong, where by 'wrong' I mean American. http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+Today%27s+date+is+also+a+palindrome%2C+folks.+Unless+you%27re+wrong%2C+where+by+%27wrong%27+I+mean+American. handelaar: @elana All numeric date notations contain too many numbers for her to use. http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%40elana+All+numeric+date+notations+contain+too+many+numbers+for+her+to+use. handelaar: Former FG Cllr who called *all* Africans 'aggressive' whines that people aren't being tolerant enough: http://t.co/PfqQMRnr http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+Former+FG+Cllr+who+called+%2Aall%2A+Africans+%27aggressive%27+whines+that+people+aren%27t+being+tolerant+enough%3A+http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FPfqQMRnr handelaar: @elana We get 'em from Tesco delivery. Also findable in some Centra/Daybreak/one-of-thoses in Dublin Centre in 0.5l bottles http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%40elana+We+get+%27em+from+Tesco+delivery.+Also+findable+in+some+Centra%2FDaybreak%2Fone-of-thoses+in+Dublin+Centre+in+0.5l+bottles handelaar: @elana If you're perverse like that ,there's also a diet version but we don't hold with that sorta thing http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%40elana+If+you%27re+perverse+like+that+%2Cthere%27s+also+a+diet+version+but+we+don%27t+hold+with+that+sorta+thing handelaar: @elana Sadly no domestic retailers of the 'canonical' glass one-litre bottle, known across Scotland as the miracle cure for any hangover http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%40elana+Sadly+no+domestic+retailers+of+the+%27canonical%27+glass+one-litre+bottle%2C+known+across+Scotland+as+the+miracle+cure+for+any+hangover handelaar: The other benefit to Paypal of Dundalk, of course, is that they can fuck off 15 mins up the road without re-hiring if we get shirty http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+The+other+benefit+to+Paypal+of+Dundalk%2C+of+course%2C+is+that+they+can+fuck+off+15+mins+up+the+road+without+re-hiring+if+we+get+shirty handelaar: @elana @Tupp_Ed If only they knew: THEY have been lining the inside of tinfoil with nano-scale brain-controlling devices for years now http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%40elana+%40Tupp_Ed+If+only+they+knew%3A+THEY+have+been+lining+the+inside+of+tinfoil+with+nano-scale+brain-controlling+devices+for+years+now handelaar: #rtept In favour of banning sub-cost sales. Also repealing the dumbass off-sales opening hours cut and maybe just NOT SELLING BOOZE TO KIDS? http://www.irishtweets.com/Tweets/handelaar%3A+%23rtept+In+favour+of+banning+sub-cost+sales.+Also+repealing+the+dumbass+off-sales+opening+hours+cut+and+maybe+just+NOT+SELLING+BOOZE+TO+KIDS%3F